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"Because of all the publicity BigBevs has been receiving....
BigBevs was approached by a black male while walking to class and almost mugged due to his celebrity status...
thus, to tighten security around BigBevs...
Richard Simmons has been hired as BigBevs personal body guard to and from the college..."


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I'm BigBevs from Nebraska!
DOES BIG BEVS MAKE YOU HORNY BABY!


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BigBevs! on the Sharon Osbourne Show!
Bevs! On the Sharon Osbourne Show!
"Bevs will be seen soon on local talk shows: Letterman, Sharon Osbourne, and even
Conan. From what I hear, he has been asked to do a: "In the year 2000 stint
on Conan." Bevs is going to be out there promoting his new book: "Ten ways
to be a Big Bevs." And sharing the Big Bevs personality with the world.

Keep an eye on this site for more information!


Panty Sniffing Bevs!Bevs WILL BE YOUR FRIEND!
Hi There!
I'm Kevin - You can call me BigBevs! I'm Big, Beautiful & full of Love!
BigBevs is 20 from Nebraska -USA and Bevs is EXCITED! - Be Friends With Bevs!

Smile - Bevs Does!
Bevs - Now looking for a Mail Order Bride !
Bevs is willing to marry for Visa Entry to U.S.A
Must be Foreign and Disease free!
Russian or German Women Preferred!

I like doodle-ups! and headshots! and I'll be YOUR FRIEND!
Some People I hang with ride Lawn Mowers for Cars! and I know a Goat that eats Smokes!
YEP! That's me sniffing panties @ Wal-Mart!


Alert! - BigBevs has Housemate Issues!

Today BigBevs decided that the little bin in the Kitchen was to small. It could only hold one days worth of rubbish.
BigBevs threw the little bin out the window. It was pissing him off having to take the rubbish out everyday
BigBevs brought the wheelie bin from outside into the kitchen. This bin can hold a weeks worth of rubbish.
This means BigBevs would only have to take the rubbish once a week. Instead of daily.
BigBevs loved the idea!

This caused an argument with BigBevs new housemate, Matt (Matt no longer lives at the house)!
Matt said BigBevs was making the house stinky and the bin looked Ghetto!
BigBevs bin is still there for the moment.
BigBevs is very conventional and intelligent! He made it easier!
Matt hasn't appreciated BigBevs changes to the house.
BIGBEVS HAS LIVED THERE 4 Months NOW!

Would you like to live with BigBevs? Email Bevs! - packkg@unk.edu

And Remember! - BigBevs LOVES YOU!


The BigBevs Double - Twice the Sexiness!
"This is the Big Bevs body double"

He makes personal appearances when the Bevs is out of the country on business.
He has been working for Bevs since high school.
Currently, he stands in for Bevs in college and takes his finals.
He actually got Bevs into college by getting a 25 on the ACT for Bevs.


Click here for Pictures of SexyBevs
Click here for Movies Made by Bevs
Click here to Download BigBevs Favourite Song Eva!

News Flash! - BigBevs to write new book!
"10 Ways to Be a BigBevs"

BigBevs with a Big Heart! - Helping the Spastic Community!
Spastics!

~A small donation will help keep BigBevs Smiling~
Don't BE LIKE BigBevs Great Uncle!

FUCKING CHEAP HALF ASS RIP OFF UNCLE SHIT FUCK DICK CUNT BIGBEV BOOTY ASS BITCHES!
" Please, don't be like Bev's great uncle. He's a Jew disguised as a Catholic. Update: Kenneth died back in August. DO NOT LET SHAWN CALL ANY OF YOUR RELATIVES! THEY'LL DIE SHORTLY AFTER HIS PHONE CALL!
He's a multimillionaire, and he only gave BigBevs $10.00 for graduation money to use at college."


Donate and HELP BEVS HELP HIMSELF!

BigBevs would LOVE a small PayPal Donation to help him stay smiling! :-)
Just send it to: packkg@unk.edu

All donations will receive a personal thank you card mailed with a picture from BigBevs
So be generous! Have a BIG HEART Too & be a BigBevs Friend!


This site has been Micheal Jackson certified and approved, "It is A-OK!!"
Micheal says: "Big Bevs is A-OK!!"
Disclaimer: Big Bevs was never sexually molested by Micheal Jackson, although he does aspire to be molested by Janet Jackson.


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PS: IF YOU HAVE HIV OR ANY STDS - DON'T CONTACT ME!
AND THAT INCLUDES FUNGAL INFECTIONS!



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